01-20-11
MY HOUSE

Awesome new track and video from the ever throbbing Hercules & Love Affair taken from their new album due out at the end of this month….
…plus this ace remix from StopMakingMe will be featured on the single release…
BONUS BEAT: Hercules & Love Affair – My House (Leo Zero Remix)
Unsure whether this is an official remix or he’s got hold of the acapella and done his own re-rub, what ever it is it’s all over the internet and its an absolute burner so sure they wont mind us sharing it.
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01-19-11
THINK TWICE THINK TWICE
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good friend of COYO The Countach has re-upped his DJ friendly re-edit of Detroit Experiment’s Think Twice… we though that if you missed it the first time then you best be quick and get you hands on it now as its a proper late night burner!
The Detroit Experiment – Think Twice (The Countach’s DJ Friendly Edit) by The Countach
While you’re here check out his recent mixtape for the Circus Dj Competition for which he scooped up fist place with ease and will be opening up business for Seth Troxler and John Digweed at said Liverpudlian institution next month… Plus it ends with one of our favourite tracks of all time!
Circus DJ Competition Mix by The Countach
01-18-11
MIXTAPE TRIO

YO! Sorry we’ve nto been updating the site for a while we’ve been too busy having new age fun with a vintage feel… never the less we’re back and here three absolute corkers for your listening pipes. They’ve been on heavy rotation here at COYO towers and we’re pretty sure you’re gonna dig them too!
Find out more and that my clicking things and stuff…
JOAKIM’S BEST OF MUSIC YOU CAN DANCE TO IN 2010 by Joakim
KRL – Fill Yer Boots Guest Mix Five by Fill Yer Boots
The Best of 2010 Mixtape by White Girl Lust
01-10-11
THE LOVE QUADRANT

It makes me sick to think this guy is only just out of his teens and yet he’s churning out some of the most forward thinking, blissed-out, cosmic boogie and electronical doo-woop going… peep his AWESOME “The Love Quadrant” video below and FACT mix from the start of last year. I know this mx isn’t the newest but for sure gives you a real flavour of what this guy is about with a whole host of his own productions in there. If you’re after something a little more up to date then get involved in his Resident Advisor mix from the beginning of November last year.
Download the mix HERE
Find more from SDC on Hype Machine
12-27-10
THE BEGINING OF THE END

Dear Contortees.
Its with a heavy heart that we must inform you that Contort Yourself as you know it will be no more as of 2011.
As a famous man once said “We’ve had a good run”… and we thank everyone who’s ever played or attended any of our parties. It’s all of you that have made Contort Yourself so special to us over the past four years, so Thank You.
We’re going to go out in true style with our NYE party at Night & Day this weekend. As you know the door price is LOW and there’ll be plenty of drinks offers on the night to help loosen your boots. We’ll also have a whole host of friends joining COYO residents on the decks to see things out proper. SO if you’ve not made plans as yet we’d love to see you and help us celebrate the special night.
For more information and ticketlinks check the event page here: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=149187165128421
Big Love.
Team CoYo.
PS. We’ll still be running our blog with free mixes and party vibes dished out on the regs as well as ruining other peoples parties when given the opportunity as guest djs… who knows there could even be a few one offs every now and again?!?
12-16-10
FEELING YOUR BICEP
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Last months guests, full time blog champions and all round handsome chaps BICEP just dished us a promo of their new EP. Let me tell you its wild. Now i know that COYO’s BPM counter has been turned down a few notches lately but this doesn’t stop this slew burner from packing any less heat! If you dont trust us check out what all these top boys have to say and cop the lead track Darwin at the bottom… but while you’re here keep your eyes on www.throneofbloodmusic.com as its getting its full release in early 2011!
“Feeling all three of these” Erol Alkan
“OMG! ‘Darwin’ in both mixes is veeeery good!” Kiki
“Big one… awesome!” Jokers of the Scene
“Nice release. Really digging the deep hypnotic vibe of’Drippin’. Great stuff.” Disco Bloodbath
“Absolutely superb release myabe my favourite so far! Loving the original and retro grade remixes 9/10 fantastic.” Riotous Rockers
“This Bicep release is slammin man!” 40 Thieves
“Really strong release. enjoying “Drippin” the most! ultra-deep-dark club journey” The Beat Broker
“Fookin lovin this… All tracks superb.. Def gonna spank em all.” Jet Project (Get Physical)
“Brilliant. Love both tracks” Nick Warren
“UG deep vibes! Big support.” DJ Ionik (Traveller Records, Kojak Giant Sounds)
BICEP – Darwin (128kbps)
http://www.mediafire.com/file/wdae0mfm6ff96by/Darwin.mp3
12-13-10
TRIED FOR YOUR LOVE
Hudson Mohawke showers Hoya Hoya’s own Krystal Klear’s track ‘Tried For Your Love’ with a bucketful of heat that’s sure to get the dancefloor so full it’ll be bustin’ at the seams. If you got that mad and undying love for divine piano stabs then quite frankly, this ones for you.
If you’re looking for more reasons to listen then this guy is one of the biggest personalities in Manchester…and plays one helluva mean set that makes that wannabe-cool-folded-arms-against-the-wall thing damn near impossible.
Click here to download the remix for FREEEEEEE from RCRDLBL.
12-04-10
COULD LIFE GET MUCH WEIRDER?
This guy knows what life is about. He’s got god awful teeth, an enviable microphone waggling technique and serious miming skills. Not to mention an out of sync dance troupe all kitted out in painfully 80s full-body-leotard type-ish outifts.
I wonder where O’Gar is now?
12-03-10
CONTORT YOURSELF AND FRIENDS NYE DISCO!

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Contort Yourself takes the reigns of the good ship Night & Day for one special night, seeing off the old and ringing in the new with a back to basics NYE Party!
The Contort Yourself crew will be joined by Friends from some of your favourite Manchester nights dishing out Cosmic Disco, 8-Bit Balearia, Jackin’ House and Wonky Techno in true style. With a SUPER low door price (£5 Early Birds), drinks offers at the bar and maximum disco vibes, not many can rival this as number 1 choice for your NYE celebrations… Keep your eyes on here for announcements soon on the full line up!
Night & Day Cafe 10pm – 3am
£5 Early Birds / £8 Standard Adv / £10 Doors
Tickets Available From:
http://contortyourself.com/index.php/tickets/
Skiddle.com / Ticketline.co.uk / Seetickets.com / Night & Day Bar
12-01-10
PICTURE HOUSE GOT THE LOVE

Picture House just sent us this tasty little nugget, that as you’d guess from the title is a cover of the ubiquitous Candi Staton number of the same name. I cant help but think there’s been a little Christmassy influence in here, well at least that or he’d been glugging a few Gluehwein’s whilst putting this together, because although the original remains true as a stout underbelly there’s a festive ping alongside the acidic pop twist that he’s created.
Check it out for yourself, i think you’ll rather like it, and while you’re here why not get involved in his recent mixtape as he gets down and dusty with a collection of his favourite records from all over the place recorded live… yeah live, on them spinny things.
Picture House – You’ve Got The Love (Picture House Mix)
http://www.sendspace.com/file/2jkpln
Mix:
http://soundcloud.com/picture-house/playing-favourites-podcast-vol-1
1. Joey Negro presents Kola Kube – Why (Hot Toddy Club Mix)
2. The Temper Trap – Rest (Picture House Remix)
3. Trujillo – Baby You’re Still The Same (Social Disco Club Sexual Flashback mix feat. Lucy Walker)
4. Sister Sledge – Lost In Music (The Revenge Rework)
5. Bonar Bradberry – Siula Grande (Pete Herbert Remix)
6. Space Ranger – Costa Verde
7. Ilija Rudman – See (Martin Brodin Remix)
8. Runaway – The Fire Below (The Revenge Remix)
9. Tornado Wallace – Twirl & The Beanstalk
10. Jacques Renault – Pleasure
11. Soundstream – Live Goes On
12. Kim Ann Foxman – Creature
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12-01-10
DECEMBER MIXTAPE

Scott Yeah back at the helm and rounding things off for 2010 with blissfull mix of dreamy pop, cosmic disco and chugging house to warm those wintery toes and get the blood throbbing through those veins again… Enjoy!
1. Aeroplane – Without Lies (Breakbot Remix) [Eskimo Recordings]
2. Maserati – Inventions (Justin Vandervolgen Remix) [Temprary Resistance]
3. Dual Shaman – Ocean Breeze [Wltd]
4. Dj Godfather – On Da Flo’ (Djuma Bootleg) [Get Physical]
5. Azari & Iii – Into The Night (Prince Language Remix) [Scion Av]
6. Brass Connection – Happy People [Pol_on Edit]
7. Stopmakingme – K & Big V (The Deadstock 33s Remix) [Kill ‘em All]
8. Maxxi Soundsystem -criticize [Maxxi Soundystem]
9. Caribou – Sun (Midland Edit) [Domino]
10. Siriusmo – Blaue Sonne [Monkeytown Records]
Mixed By: Scott Yeah
DECEMBER MIXTAPE by ContortYourself
Itunes Podcast:
http://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/contort-yourself/id335159744
Alternative Download:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/8336059192382042/
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11-26-10
LEGGINGS

If you dont know about BOWSKI get to know cos he’s doing BIG things. Signed up to Fake Bloods imaginatively title “Blood Music” label his EP nestled in resently and has been making some serious waves. We’ve got no idea where to put his sound, it just new and fresh, which in todays climate is no mean feet. Im not gonna waffle on anymore if you waanna read more there’s the official word from the aforementioned label boss, but check out what all the fuss is about and pick up his EP from the link below and a cheeky bonus remix of one of our favourite tracks of the year.
Pick up the EP here: http://boomkat.com/downloads/344569-bowski-leggings-talkbox
BONUS TRACK:
Caribou – Sun (Bowski Remix)
11-24-10
HAVE A NICE DAY

We’re big fans of Keytars & Violins and this new mix that they posted up the other day is an absolute corker!
Tracklisting.
1. Hardway Bros – Relaxer
2. Rah Band – Clouds Across The Moon (Kasper Bjorke Intergalactic Dub Version)
3. Matt O’Brien – The Gauntlet (KiNK Remix)
4. Hunee – Like That
5. JR Seaton – Azklementyne (JR Seaton’s Humdrum Dub)
6. Awanto 3 – I Am Cumming Baby
7. Soundstream – All Night
8. Mag & The Suspects – Erection
9. Dorisburg – Mima
10. Relict – Digital Curved Sky
11. Adam Marshall – North At Night
12. Recloose – Land Of The Lost Dance
13. Chicago Damn – Hold On
14. Cisco Cisco – If You Want Me (Jay Shepheard Remix)
15. Michael J Collins – Relaxtion Electric
16. Kelpe – Age Concerns
go check out their blog… its lots of fun: Keytars & Violins
11-23-10
A HOYA THERE MATIES!

Now i know most of you probably ran out to Piccadilly Records the day this bad boy dropped and scooped up a copy for every member of your family in an “Getting all my Xmas shopping done early” frenzy, but for those of you that dont own one of them spinny things its now been released on digital through Boomkat.
Here’s the blurb: “Manchester’s Illum Sphere and Jonny Dub present the debut release on their newly minted Hoya:hoya imprint named after the much acclaimed Manchester club night of the same name. By far the highlight of the release is Lone’s ‘Let The Music Play’, a unique sounding disco track with a thumping kick drum and distorted vocals layered to great effect before a rugged synthline takes everything down a notch. Illum Sphere, meanwhile, deploys a killer slowed down take on UK Funky which starts off with a trademark ambient wash and thudding drums before a synth reminiscent of his recent Titan 12″ on 3024 takes over and the whole thing collapses back in on itself. Rounding off the twelve is Krystal Klear with a very 80s sounding piece of modern boogie complete with handclaps and those apt crystal synths. A seriously heavy twelve and a perfect start to what promises to be a label to watch.”
Read full review of Hoya:hoya 1 – Illum Sphere / Lone / Krystal Klear on Boomkat.com ©
at £1.95 for all 3 tracks you might as well treat yourself even if you got the 12″
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11-22-10
MEGA MEGA MIX

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Not only will this be the last Contort Yourself of 2010 but it also heralds the last Contort Yourself in our current format… With the New Year on the horizon, we’re taking a brief sabbatical over January returning back in Feb 2011 (same dates, same venue, don’t worry) but in an altogether different guise. We’ll leave it at that for the time being, but be sure to watch this space for more info early in the new year… so to celebrate the end of this year we though it only right to get stuck into everyone’s favourite the MEGA MIX, but with a little added MEGANESS!
The best Djs from Manchester’s Most awesome nights weren’t available, so we scrabbled together this bunch of idiots to get a bit too drunk and play totally awesome music right down your listening holes.
Dan English (Naïve Melody)
Oscar Wildstyle (Everywhere)
The Countach (Jupiter Rooms)
Benjamin Yourself (CoYo / Freitags)
S’il Vous Plait
Oldboy (Eat My Beat / CoYo)
Natalie Esquire (Murkage / Super Super)
Scott Yeah & GezMagus (CoYo)
We cant think of a better way to see off the end of the year and this chapter of Contort Yourself, so we hope you can join us for what will prove to be an unforgettable night!
SATURDAY 4TH DECEMBER
11PM-3AM THE ROADHOUSE, MANCHESTER
£4 b4 11.30 / £5 Adv or Flyer / £6 After.
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11-12-10
SO SAD SO SAD…
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Jacques Greene is an incredible hot new producer / dj / performer from Montreal. At the tender age of 20, he is raising the bar on the net level of club, house, dance music with mind blowing productions and a super slick style. The awesome “(Baby I Don’t Know) What You Want” has been doing the rounds for a little while now and see’s a full release on Night Slugs next month.
However his Debut release THE LOOK EP drops next week (16th Nov) on Lucky Me and is seriously worth checking out! To wet your appetite check this little preview mix with snipits of all 4 tracks:
LM007 – JACQUES GREENE – THE LOOK by Jacques Greene
But yeah i know you want something for free right… well cop for his mix he dropped exclusively of original material for Dazed Digital.
http://www.mediafire.com/?j3e2c56r2tq7fql
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11-11-10
JUSTIN MARTIN

As you know we love a good bumpy beat here at Contort Yourself, and as bumpy beat purveyors go they don’t get much bumpier than Justin Martin.
Feeding off the energy of the San Francisco underground and mentored by fellow super producer Claude VonStroke, Justin was intrinsically involved with the development of dirtybird records, appearing on its first four releases. Justin was soon ready to take flight, releasing a string of solo EPs which flaunted a very unique sound and garnered still more respect among fellow DJs and heavyweight’s of the scene.
As well as his formidable arsenal of original productions, Justin is now equally known for his collaborations with his brother Christian as The Martin Brothers, producing such hip-hop influenced hits as ‘Duckface’, ‘Stoopit’, ‘Dum’. Justin has also made his mark remixing such bona fide classics as Radiohead’s ‘Nude’, Marshall Jefferson’s ‘Mushrooms’, and TG’s ‘Revox’, firmly establishing himself as the man to make big tracks even bigger.
As well as being a genius, he’s also mighty generous. If you head over to his Soundcloud page there’s a veritable cornucopia of sonic delights including classic tracks and mixes including his stellar Bedroom Music sets.
Here’s a trio of bangers for you to be getting on with.
Justin Martin feat. Nav Tha Shah – Chicken Tetrazzini
Justin Martin and Claude Vonstroke – Beat That Bird
Radiohead – Nude (Justin Martin remix)
11-11-10
CRYSTAL CASTLES / ROBERT SMITH

If you’re not signed up to MP3 of the day from teh lovely people at RCRDLBL then i would strongly recommend you do… who doesn’t want free music straight to your inbox every day??? Not everyday to i get involved but todays offering got my juices going.
When i first heard “Air War” i literally shit. At that time it was possibly everything i wanted. Crystal Castles not only sounded the part, but they looked it too, the graphics, the attitude, the style, they were the full package. So a few years on this little number has somewhat rekindled my love for these guys. The best comment of their sound i read once was that it was like “Listening to children’s nursery rhymes played backwards on Gameboys, while being showered by acid rain”. Cant say i agree more, although this ones got that funny bloke with the big hair from that band the cure sigining on it… its time to get involved.
11-10-10
KINGDOM KINGDOM
KINGDOM’S WORLD TOUR KICK STARTS TOMORROW!
Pretty gutted there’s no Manchester date but hey ho, I’ll be in full effect at the Night Slugs All Stars compilation launch at Counter Culture on Friday moving my booty back and forth to Ciara like it was made to. FROM DUSK TO DAWN! Not much can fuck with that line up son…
BOK BOK & L-VIS 1990
GIRL UNIT
KINGDOM
JAM CITY
DEEP TEKNOLOGI
LIL SILVA
plus OFF MODERN hosting room 2 w/ Greenmoney, Tomb Crew and residents…
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FRIDAY 12th NOVEMBER
10pm – 6am @ brand new venue COUNTER CULTURE
7-9 Crucifix Lane, London SE1 3JW
£5 Earlybird.
£8 Advance,
£10 On the door
AV IT!
11-10-10
IF YOU KEN WHIT AH MEAN?
Numbers on Friday with James Blake, Girl Unit and Joker was just as I thought it would be….MENTAL. Some bright spark (or some bright sparks cigarette) set the fire alarm off during in Joker’s set and we saw someone get whacked around the chops with a belt buckle. Then we got complimentary chicken nuggets in McDonald to soak up all the Bucky. Glasgow, you dreamboat.
Anyways, here’s a nice new mix from the one they call Jackmaster straight outta the Numbers camp with a tracklist to boot. Ranging from Ludacris to T. Williams and Untold, this one is sure to get all those eclectic tastebuds a ring-a-dinging.
Jackmaster Mix by Pigeon Promotions
Track list:
Ludacris – Girls Gone Wild
Cowbell Edit
DJ Sneak – Move Your Butt
James Fox – New Jack Swing (Unreleased)
Bounce Camp – Big Dancin (Top Billin’)
Pearson Sound – Blanked (Forthcoming Hessle)
T. Williams & Breach – The Bees (Unreleased)
Untold – Stereo Freeze (R&S)
R1 Ryders – ???? (Unreleased)
Horsepower Productions – Mexican Slayride (Forthcoming Tempa)
Joe / Ludacris – How Low Claptrap (DJ Orgasmic Blend)
Hudson Mohawke – Thunder Bay (Unreleased)
Alias – Gladiator (4×4 Mix)





